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I'm so ugly that's okay 'cause so are you

I don't know

bumfinger:

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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When you see a hot girl in yoga pants and track that package

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the-band-lover:

Can anyone else relate?

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

yousexybastardsamwinchester:

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

YES

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human:

alternate ending to tfios

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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“Why does my happiness depend on your attention?”

MB 4:24 a.m (via fvckupss)

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amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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gleak:

being high or drunk in public like

imagethey know”

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hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

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cxldbones:


Turnstile, Crowbar 7/9

tbubbles i see u

cxldbones:

Turnstile, Crowbar 7/9

tbubbles i see u