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I'm so ugly that's okay 'cause so are you

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pizzapuffs:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

P L E A S E

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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guy:

maingrl:

never trust a person that screenshots everything

image

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actionables:

ello-mates-im-boxy:

scottthepilgrim:

actionables:

The mating calls of a teenage white boy

what the FUCK

is he saying these things to the dog or

Yes

kalelle:

photoptarmosis:

You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.

Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

image

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

thedorkiestviking:

Bubba was my best good friend.