how to shop in two steps :
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.
- Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*